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Originally posted by Dan the Man:

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Originally posted by Clamato:
I don't even recall writing that. I must have been drunk after being at Ruydah's Bar and Grill. Of course...I don't want you to be bitten by a coyote, DTM.

Too late. I am going to smear myself with peanut butter and hang around the walgreen's parking lot until that famished coyote gnaws at me. With Fan as my lawyer, I will soon be the owner of a mini cooper.

If that is your plan, make sure someone calls Walgreen's first and tell them of the problem. It is easier to prove a "failure to maintain premises in a reasonably safe condition case" when there is some notice of the "dangerous condition." Make a phone call or two.......get malled.....and call me in the morning.

LMAO

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Originally posted by Clamato:
LMAO

And you know what they say about people who put peanut butter on their body and get close to dogs........

I thought they said that about women and cats......

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Originally posted by GE Fan:
.......get malled.....

LOL

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Originally posted by Dinsdale:

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Originally posted by GE Fan:
.......get malled.....

LOL

U *******!

Clam, let me guess, that is a mall?

Fan, good idea. Walgreen's pockets should be deeper than Clam's. What if I get a hangnail while in the store, does that count?

Wilbur, R.I.P.

Glen Ellyn coyote presence increases

EXCLUSIVE! Pictures of Baby suri! err, I mean Mr. coyote in our backyard this morning. I'm assuming there are multiple coyotes, cuz this one looked to be more the 30 lbs or less variety...not the 60 lbs as previously stated...

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Originally posted by Dan the Man:
EXCLUSIVE! Pictures of Baby suri! err, I mean Mr. coyote in our backyard this morning. I'm assuming there are multiple coyotes, cuz this one looked to be more the 30 lbs or less variety...not the 60 lbs as previously stated...

I've seen a lot of things in my day........but that is AWESOME!

There was a story on the wire yesterday about a Rabid Coyote following a couple into their house. The women slammed the door on the the Coyote's head while the husband went and got his shotgun. Anyway just something to think about.

That's a backyard that even Fish should be envious of.

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Originally posted by taxpayer:
There was a story on the wire yesterday about a Rabid Coyote following a couple into their house. The women slammed the door on the the Coyote's head while the husband went and got his shotgun. Anyway just something to think about.

Did they shoot it?

Yes. Suburb of Philly. Coyote tested positive for Rabies. Basically it attacked one of the couples dogs, the women brought the dog into the house where the coyote tried to continue it's attack, the husband shot the coyote in the families yard.

Awesome!

Totally awesome!

I knew I needed a shotgun for something.

I prefer a semi-automatic myself. Less kick, shotgun puts out a lot of pellets. If you have to make one shot a semi-automatic is probably your best bet.

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Originally posted by Clamato:
That's a backyard that even Fish should be envious of.

It's my neighbors, he backs into the Manor Woods. I took the photo from the safety of my 6 foot tall fence...

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Originally posted by taxpayer:
I prefer a semi-automatic myself. Less kick, shotgun puts out a lot of pellets. If you have to make one shot a semi-automatic is probably your best bet.

Get the best of both worlds, taxpayer, a semi-automatic shotgun. Best home defense weapon, although not quite as fun as a pump action (the sound of which will allow the intruder to have an "oh shi#! moment before the buckshot rips into him). If you can't hit/kill a coyote or intruder with five blasts of a semi-auto shotgun, Darwin would've gotten to you eventually.

Also, shot gun shot won't pass through two walls, through your backyard, through your neigbors walls, and into his head.