I do not read Reader's Digest. Try again smarta**.

Prevention?

That's it - I'm getting Botox.

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
That's it - I'm getting Botox.

Too funny. My wife and I are both 30. 3 years ago, my Mom had a 2 for 1 Prevention magazine deal and put my wife down as the recipient of the second issue. I'll never forget the look on her face when she found out that: 1. She was now a Prevention Magazine subscriber and 2. That my Mom got it for her.

Too funny...not that funny at the time.

Why you whippersnappers! Just wait until you have teenagers - in an amazing paradox, they will simultaneously age you and keep you young.

I am, however, concerned. I do sometimes read Prevention at the doctor's and have found some articles interesting.

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
Why you whippersnappers! Just wait until you have teenagers - in an amazing paradox, they will simultaneously age you and keep you young.

I am, however, concerned. I do sometimes read Prevention at the doctor's and have found some articles interesting.

3 1/2 year old girl
2 year old girl
Girl due in Late April.

There is no paradox....I am only aging....and it's going to get WAY worse.

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Originally posted by ArmchairQuarterback:

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
Why you whippersnappers! Just wait until you have teenagers - in an amazing paradox, they will simultaneously age you and keep you young.

I am, however, concerned. I do sometimes read Prevention at the doctor's and have found some articles interesting.

3 1/2 year old girl
2 year old girl
Girl due in Late April.

There is no paradox....I am only aging....and it's going to get WAY worse.

I think YOU should read about Prevention. Of a different sort.

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Originally posted by ronkas:

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Originally posted by ArmchairQuarterback:

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
Why you whippersnappers! Just wait until you have teenagers - in an amazing paradox, they will simultaneously age you and keep you young.

I am, however, concerned. I do sometimes read Prevention at the doctor's and have found some articles interesting.

3 1/2 year old girl
2 year old girl
Girl due in Late April.

There is no paradox....I am only aging....and it's going to get WAY worse.

I think YOU should read about Prevention. Of a different sort.

Don't you teach at St. Pats? You know, Jesus is against Prevention...I think it was the Pope who said so.

Wow - all girls . . . so far. You and your wife are really in for it!

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
Wow - all girls . . . so far.

All done.

I will no longer have any need to worry about football plays.

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Don't you teach at St. Pats? You know, Jesus is against Prevention...I think it was the Pope who said so.

All these single men are against prevention.

Back in the dark ages, when I managed the McDonald's on Roosevelt Road in Lombard, I worked for a guy who is Mormon. Dave, who had 5 children and was 28 years old, told me:

"You know what they call people who practice the rhythm method of birth control? Parents."

There has been a girl on West's football team for the past several years - so you never know. Of course, there is also Golden Eagles Cheering as well as Rockers. Cheerleading is an IHSA sport.

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Originally posted by GEmom2:
There has been a girl on West's football team for the past several years - so you never know. Of course, there is also Golden Eagles Cheering as well as Rockers. Cheerleading is an IHSA sport.

ACQ would probably criticize the cheerleading coach. He really is a big meanie.

Hey congrats ACQ!!!! You will be coaching girls soccer in no time.....congrats again....