"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." (Winston Churchill)
So I should be finding a few cans on my lawn this summer from drivers on Western? Excellent.
Cans or bottles I have found on my lot JUST THIS SPRING:
Miller Lite (worst beer ever, but must be a popular drink and drive beer an entire sixer was left on our front lawn by our front stoop) Coors Light (just this weekend, 2 lovely silver cans) Corona in the bottle without the lime Smithwick's (4 pack party in the alley) Guinness can and 2 bottles (enjoy your evening mr. well drunk drink and driver) Old Style (take that crap back to Wrigley please, 3 cans) Keystone (yes, keystone, wow)
Originally posted by BlueEchoes: So I should be finding a few cans on my lawn this summer from drivers on Western? Excellent.
Cans or bottles I have found on my lot JUST THIS SPRING:
Miller Lite (worst beer ever, but must be a popular drink and drive beer an entire sixer was left on our front lawn by our front stoop) Coors Light (just this weekend, 2 lovely silver cans) Corona in the bottle without the lime Smithwick's (4 pack party in the alley) Guinness can and 2 bottles (enjoy your evening mr. well drunk drink and driver) Old Style (take that crap back to Wrigley please, 3 cans) Keystone (yes, keystone, wow)
I have only been here for 2 weeks, and I have accumulated a staggering array of beverage containers. Always nice to have your 4 year old go out and help pick up crap on the parkway and ask me if he can keep the condom box with 2 unused balloons.
Was Schlitz just not selling it original recipe in Chicago? I swear I saw .50 Tony twice last year walking down Main with a case of Schiltz slung over his shoulder.
"You shouldn't soil your Sunday pants, like those other foolish ants."
