Please don’t write your New Year’s Resolution, write someone else’s.

Example:

I resolve to prove my innocence, no matter how many people I have to pay off to do it!

Rod Blagojevich

I promise to complete anger management therapy.

Charlie Sheen

I promise to quit making a buck off my dead son's memory.

Joe Jackson

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Quick or quit? Both could apply.

I promise to crawl back under the frozen rock from which I came.

Sarah Palin

I will stop stalking Yoss at THG.

I will embrace the Hot Dog guy's right to exist.

GEM

I will keep my putter in it's bag.


Tiger

I promise to choose NFL caliber players in next year’s draft.

Al Davis

I promise to lose 215 pounds of unsightly fat.

Darby Rove
(Is anyone really surprised that their “family spokesman” is Dana Perino)

Ohmigosh you guys are hilarious! Yoss, that was great!

I'm not creative enough for this stuff, but you guys are awesome....keep 'em coming!

I gotta let these guys know the 72 virgins is a marketing ploy, not a call to arms.

Allah B. Prazed

I resolve to learn more about concussion treatments.

Mike Leach
Head Coach-Texas Tech

Texas Tech Concussion Treatment

I promise to spend as much time with my boys as I do on this BB

Clamato

Do you means Champion Winning Coach Clam, Gem?

That's multi-championships in various leagues in four short years, Shore. Indoor champs...twice, Fall Ball champs, Spring league champs. Thanks for remembering and the kind words, ST. I can always count on you. GEM...not so much.

But I pledge to join GEFan, GEMom2, and Fish in curtailing my involvement in 2010. I promise.

I resolve to figure out how not to make the central business district look like a midnight swap meet in Chicago Heights next Christmas.

Village of Glen Ellyn

I resolve to make the choice of a different and better iron the next time I need to conquer a problem!!!
Elin Woods

Just quoting the boys Clam!

I plan on retiring.

(Notices no one is paying attention to him)

I plan on playing. Maybe.

Brett Farve

I promise to learn how to be a quarterback...

Jay Cutler