We could do what Holland, Michigan did...those clever Dutch b**tards piped in warm water from their power plant underneath the CBD streets and sidewalks, so it is snow/ice free all winter, without using harmful road salt.
Now we just need our own power plant to do that. Or we can hook into Clam's hot water heater...he's close enough to the CBD to make that work!
Why would one need to heat hot water? Never been able to figure that out.
Parker and I went to Hope College to see a production of The Nutcracker Suite...very impressive. I guess they have a reputation for having a top-notch theater school.