Per the GEPD Media Book that is open to the public for viewing at any time...(well open for most people).

A pair of sunglasses valued at $600 was stolen at Ackerman Sports Center, 800 St. Charles Road, between 5 and 6:58 p.m. July 28. The victim left the glasses on the sideline while she was playing soccer.

Who the He11 owns $600 sunglasses? Gus, I didn't know you played soccer.

Probably the same person who blows $100,000 on a rapidly depreciating asset, like a car!

Prescription sunglasses

Or a warming hut.

Losing sunglasses at soccer practice?? That gets the #whitepeopleproblems hash tag.

she also has two yes to lights signs in her front yard.