After reading all the positive posts about Clamato, I thought it would be nice to have a thread dedicated to.

I like that he really doesn't need a thread like this to validate him. But he'll appreciate the gesture.

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In my opinion, if you've got the ability to make fun of yourself first, then you've got the right to make fun of everyone else, and Clam has certainly demonstrated that ability in my eyes, which is why I like him. You bunch of Yankees!!!

I'm one of those Yankees and I agree with you whole-heartedly....and Yoss, I agree with you whole-heartedly as well Everyone <3's Clam

Fish who?

Hi,
I like him because he makes me laugh. Period.

my2cents - that is an awesome quote btw.

Not to hijack the thread...

Then don't.

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Now Ted, be nice to the new kid. I like his accent.

I like Clamato because...

Unique, zesty, spicy, invigorating, versatile... livens the senses...makes long, hard days in the sun much more tolerable...well-known throughout the United States and México...popular among Latinos everywhere.
How spicy?

Guess I should have said: The reason why I like Clamato is because I doubt he'll mind if I answer Middlein87's question from the previous thread that was closed by Master Ted..

Gus, you are correct. Did not know that until today. Number one in Canada.

More Clamato

I say get rid of the bum.

I agree with Perplexed. The guy never buys a drink without spilling it on himself and blaming it on me.

Clammy? I like him. A smart feller. Speaks the King's English with proper spelling 'n all that. Talk to him and he'll use fancy words like "colour" and "theatre" and "encyclopaedia" and such. Never known 'im to mix up his homonyms neither. You gotta respect a feller like that. Besides, he likes me too.

How do I know?

Well, for one thing, he never invites that incontinent old coot BM to his fancy backyard soirees in the summertime. The missus really appreciates that.

Sure, he never invites us neither... but that's not the point. In my day, you liked a man regardless of whether he invited you down for a sarsaparilla now and agin. All that neighborly stuff don't matter none. We like 'im anyways...

That's what I always say.

NC, take your answer to the Hijacking thread. You can post anything there. That thread is like the sandbox that all the neighborhood cats poop in.

Swamp-Unless you qualify for the AMEX Centurion aka Black card, you won't get an invite and he will refrain from being seen with you.

But you gotta love that about Clam, he has his standards.

Well Yoshi, I can't say as I know what a mex blaggard is, but it don't sound like a good thing. Maybe BM's got one, though I'd expect not, if it's one of them newfangled contraptions the kids buy in the internets.

I see 'em out early every morning with their Tumi lunch pails and their spectacles half way down their noses, a pokin' at them gadgets over at the high falutin' coffee shop.

Sometimes, if they ain't gotta run for the 6:59 iron horse, they put them things away, set down, and pretend to understand all the big words in them fancy New York newspapers.

Other times, they stand around, sippin' their expensive coffee, n' payin' rapt attention to that bunch of sissys a blatherin' away on the National Socialist Radio.

From the looks on their faces, you'd think they were with the Oprah in Grant Park all over ag'in.

For the life of me, I wouldn't athought a man's man like old Clammy would go in for all of that codswallop, but a feller's business is his own affair I reckon, and old Clammy's still all right by me.

Well, that's what I always say.

Since Clam is not spending time on the Internet typing posts, I'm sure he needs some websites to check out to fill his quota of Internet time.

So here you go, Clam. Here's a video that combines your love of baristas and your love of good looking women. The Bikini Baristas

Clam is on a brief hiatus. He said he needs time to reinvent himself. I'm confident Clam will return refreshed, exuberant, full of life,
and determined.

Not unusual...sometimes it seems one needs the occasional break from the colourful theatre that IS the GEBB just to stay sane....

[...not that I understand how YOU manage to do it, Ted...]

Jus' noticed this, fellers... There's only 21 replies to this here thread, 'n a number of 'em don't even answer the question.

Why, I was sure that a beloved pillar of the community like old Clammy would get folks a steppin' all over each other to be the first to say some nice things about him - 'specially with all them fancy backyard cotillions that he throws but never invites me to.

Oh, and afore you start to spreadin' some nasty gossip, I want to say that old Clammy did not pay me to write nice things about him. Quite the contrary in fact. This here is what you smart fellers might call an unsolicited endorsement of Clammy.

I reckon I'll just go on back to sleep now.