I will always wave at you, Amy.

BMW 2002 owners flash their lights. More dignified. Of course...it's rare that I ever see another 2002.

At least I haven't started flipping them off. Perplexed. Can't you ever see the positive side of the argument?

I knew this would happen.

Ever since the day that GlenEllynRing anointed Perplexed the funniest man on the GEBB, I knew that Clamato would lash out at him.

How unfortunate.

LOL!!!

I am the funniest man ever!!! GER is just a lousy judge of humor. Probably still gets a kick out of Robin Williams.

It really has nothing to do with humor… GER has a thing for fat balding middle aged men. Clam would have been chosen if he didn’t have a full head of hair.

Perplexed - you haven't seen Clamato up close...or should I say, from up high, have you?

I see most people from "up high", he had a hat on. HEY!! you know what that means don't you? I am funnier!!

Fan you would be funniest, but you wear jackass pants so you're out.

I was voted gent with the Best Sense of Humor as a senior in high school in 1979...so it must be true. It has to be true. What the hell does GER know about funny anyway? Skeleton...what's so funny about that?

Stephen Colbert...funny. Jay Leno...not funny. Unless, of course, you're over 80.

And I still have 90 percent of my hair left.

Best way ever for clergy to score hot babes...

Konichiwa!

Police were called to Lifetime Fitness, 900 E. Higgins Rd., on Nov. 7 after three women said Allen, representing himself as an employee, had offered to demonstrate martial arts tactics. He grabbed the women, lay on top of them and thrust himself against them, authorities said.

In all fairness to Reverend Allen, this is essentially how I met my wife. So....it does work. KIAI!!

What are the odds this guy lives near Western ave:

Glen ellyn man flees cop going wrong way on eisenhower...

"...heroine possession..."? Why didn't she simply overpower him and save the day?

Idiots. Complete frickin' idiots.

quote:

Originally posted by Amy:
Idiots. Complete frickin' idiots.

Clam & Fan?

That dude resides (probably "resided" now) across the street from a couple of friends. Cool.

"Thomas Hogueisson, 53, of Wheaton was in Ristau's car and was charged with heroin possession, police said."

In the addiction/recovery biz they say that you have to hit rock bottom before you get help. I wonder if being busted for herion(e) possession with a kid old enough to be your son after running away from the police....and hitting a couple of them....counts.

Knocked the Reverend off the news as the top Wheaton story.

quote:

Originally posted by Ted E.:
"...heroine possession..."? Why didn't she simply overpower him and save the day?

That was a very funny post Ted! I desperately needed a good laugh today.

Someone owns a rooster in the CLE area....and it just can't seem to keep quiet.

Fess up....who owns it? Gotta be one of you.

Did you check the Littlenecks rooms for one of these?

What brainiac thought of this?

Perhaps you would rather have this alarm clock

A teenager's curse

That is cool! I sent it to my wife to buy for our 15 year old. Being the mean dad that I am, I sometimes play this sound loud on my computer.

Before you play this, make sure your under 20 year old is within ear shot, but don't tell them you are going to do it. Even though you don't hear anything, look at your kid to see if it works.

WARNING kids and dogs hate this

quote:

Originally posted by ronkas:
Perhaps you would rather have this alarm clock

A teenager's curse

We have one of these. They are very effective.

OK, Perplexed. That was pretty funny. First, at what age am I not supposed to hear that? Cause I could hear it and it was ANNOYING! My kids hated it too, of course. I didn't listen to or read the whole article, maybe I should....