Last night I accepted a position with Emirates as a Project Manager-Aircraft Configuration, I will be required to relocate to Dubai for this position. Mrs. Yoss has elected to remain in the U.S., but Emirates will be providing me with a staff of 5 women of my choice to tend to my domestic "needs". This will be a great opportunity for me and with the kind of money I'll be making, I'm thinking of opening a Firkin's franchise in Dubai.

April fools...or are we really rid of you? Uh...I mean...are you really relocating?

My guess is that it is the former. I feel like I am listening to WXRT.

Does Yoss look and sound like Terri Hemmert?
Poor Mrs. Yoss

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Originally posted by IMJ:
Does Yoss look and sound like Terri Hemmert?
Poor Mrs. Yoss

She's more manly looking.

Guess I can't fool you guys, your stuck with me.

Working for Emirates in Dubai would be a dream job.

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Originally posted by Yossarian:

Working for Emirates in Dubai would be a dream job.

I'm not sure if it would be a dream or a nightmare... I have been trying to close a project in Dubai for a week. They are a royal pain in the backside to deal with. Send my your resume, I will post it in bathrooms when I am there.

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Send my your resume, I will post it in bathrooms when I am there.

No thanks, though Sen Larry Craig might be interested.

In other news, I hear enrollment is down so much in District 41, they are are removing all the portables this fall, Vicki Hase has announced she is stepping down from the village board immediately and Walt Zlotow has announced he is joining the Du Page County Republican party.