Did I see a picture of Superman playing the Jazz Flute in the weekly newspaper?

Yes you did....Fanette and I laughed about that picture for a good 20 minutes.

MI87 and Fan...you're both going to hell...and there's nothing you can do about it.

Welcome! Enjoy your stay...

Fish - HELP!

I'm shaking in my boots. A defamation suit...holy shit!

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So much for that new house closer to mine. You'll be lucky to afford an apartment on Roosevelt once Derek's attys are through with you.

Do you really think that Derek has attorneys?

Attorneys are awesome!

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defaming people online is a serious offense, don't think we won't hesitate to seek an attorney on your sorry butts!

Notice however that Derek did say "sorry butts." Plural....he was talking to you as well.

And let's put aside the fact that I merely said that I saw them at the waste and those hurtful words are not defamatory. It's is not like I said that their TV show is brutal....absolutely brutal....I didn't say that....and I know you wouldn't either.

I said I found The Rob and Derek X-perience amusing. And I can almost gaurantee you that I am the only one here who has seen any of the episodes...OK, a lot of the episodes.

If I am sued by Derek, Rob, The Derek and Rob X-perience or their family...for whatever reason, I assume that you'll represent me pro bono? After all, I leant you my bike.

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Originally posted by GETV Boi:
The great thing about the taste/waste of Glen Ellyn are the carnies & the weird arse people, such as the superman dude.

DT

I heard through the grapevine that Superman Dude hired a lawyer to prosecute a defamation case against GETV Boi due to these inflammatory remarks. More to come.....

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Originally posted by Clamato:
I said I found The Rob and Derek X-perience amusing. And I can almost gaurantee you that I am the only one here who has seen any of the episodes...OK, a lot of the episodes.

If I am sued by Derek, Rob, The Derek and Rob X-perience or their family...for whatever reason, I assume that you'll represent me pro bono? After all, I leant you my bike.

Since I plan on being a co-defendant, I think we need outside counsel. Fish? No, I guess he will probably be a defendant as well. Dinsdale? Any interest?

Dinsdale will do it. I once counseled him when he thought about buying a bike. So...he owes me.

BTW, have I mentioned how poorly written I feel The Da Vinci Code is written? It is so bloody easy to figure out what's going to happen two pages ahead. I really believe it was written to appeal to the average eighth grader.

Dumb book, interesting theory. Drives all Catholics nuts. I love the fact that Mary could have actually had sex with Jesus.........Even Jesus liked to wine and dine his babes.....

By the way clam, you just threadjacked.....

Did not.

I'm at the point where once again they have slipped past somebody catching them. This time it's the albino in the chateau. With 200 pages to go, I'm certain they will escape capture and death a few dozen more times.

I read the book while dining at Isabell's...so....no threadjacking/

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BTW, have I mentioned how poorly written I feel The Da Vinci Code is written?

I thought it was well written. If it were written anything like the sentence you just wrote no one would get past the first page.

I know you thoughtlessly attacking people that are younger than you is a new fad on this board, but where are the adults? Clam hasn't said anything really offensive yet.

Be sure to catch the new Derek and Rob X-perience episode coming to a station newar you!

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Originally posted by Fish:

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Originally posted by Clamato:


BTW, have I mentioned how poorly written I feel The Da Vinci Code is written?

I thought it was well written. If it were written anything like the sentence you just wrote no one would get past the first page.

"Written" is a word I enjoy using. Martinis on the porch...that's my excuse. I am fully aware that I am in the minority in my criticism of the book. My comment was not meant to offend, rather point out an alternative view of Brown's writing style. Perhaps we can discuss this over dinner at Chez Francois.

And you make fun of me going to see Wicked?

Well.....yes.

Let me know how many people show up at the First Ever Clamato Book Club meeting at CF. I am guessing the number will be close to 1...

Two things:

1) I have never said anything offensive. And I challenge you to point an offensive statement out. (At least one that I made toward you)

2) I throughouly enjoed the Da Vinci Code.